Signs You Need To Get Over Your Ex

1. Your relationship hasn't been current since Myspace was still relevant.

2. You've owned 3 seperate cars since you broke up.

3. You can't remember if the sex was good or bad anymore.

4. You haven't seen them since a Bush was president.

5. You text to say hi, and they've deleted your number.

6. You broke up with them. For a really good reason.

7. You see each other in public and they pretend not to recognize you.

8. The last conversation you had was more than 50% curse words.

9. They've decided to trash talk to you to anyone that knows both of you.

10. You've already traded up.